I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever’s going on.

The Republicans are calling the Democrats' plan to have a deadline for US troop withdrawal from Iraq an 'admission of failure', as opposed to the Republican plan which is 'failure without admission'.

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center.

9/11 references are like Lay's potato chips...no Congress can make just one.

Spain's new Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero announced he will soon call back Spain's 1300 troops from Iraq - meaning the coalition of the willing is fast turning into a duet of the stubborn.

I think you lose your innocence when you have kids, because the world suddenly becomes a much more dangerous place.

My friend Bill O’Reilly is completely full of sh*t.