Some people look at a glass and see it as half-full. Others look at a glass and call it a dragon.

The important thing is, that I guess I don't spend any time thinking about what I am or what we do means. I spend my time doing it.

Throughout his life, General Wesley Clark has stood up to some tough opponents. He battled the Viet Cong, and went toe-to-toe with Slobodan Milosevic. But today the retired four-star general capitulated to the fiercest enemy he's ever confronted: the American voter.

At first the difference will be in whatever atmosphere I bring into it. It's not going to be like, 'I really want to do The Daily Show and I'd love to turn it into an abstract musical.' I like the format and the chance to satirize the news.

I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food.

You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.

Critics have noted Schwarzenegger's only previous government experience was serving under President Bush senior as Chairman of the Council of Physical Fitness, a largely symbolic office, where Schwarzenegger's only responsibility was doing hundreds of jumping jacks he was going to do anyway.