Wait a minute, words in the prompter, script on my desk, vending machine upstairs out of Funyuns... the writers are back!

Wait a minute, words in the prompter, script on my desk, vending machine upstairs out of Funyuns... the writers are back!

I was born in New York City, but I was raised in New Jersey, part of the great Jewish emigration of 1963.

Megachurches. I can't be the only one frightened when our houses of worship sound like they could take on Godzilla.

I kid because I'm on basic cable.

Bad jokes, and gay marriage are destroying this country - but torture can save it.

As long as I don't end up hosting a skin care commercial with Cher, I'm happy.