Wait a minute, words in the prompter, script on my desk, vending machine upstairs out of Funyuns... the writers are back!

You think that sense of humor goes as far as our ideology. I think that ultimately, we have we have very interesting reactions on our show. People are constantly saying, "I love your-your show is so funny, until you made a joke about global warming, which is a serious issue, and I can't believe you did that. And I am never watching your show again."

If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies.

They create these rules and argue about things we don't even understand. It is like watching soccer. You sit there and you're sort of amused, but most of the time you're thinking, pick up the ball! That's what you're thinking.

Models talk to you for six minutes and they're very nice and they say thank you and then it's off to the larger European men they actually have sex with.

The important thing is, that I guess I don't spend any time thinking about what I am or what we do means. I spend my time doing it.

The bias of the mainstream media is toward sensationalism, conflict, and laziness.