And if there was one thing I'd finally figured out, it was that your mind is something you always CAN change.

Chicks dig a dude who’s sporting the latest eggplant turtleneck styles.

Annette had kissed me. Who would’a thunk it?

Well your mom was right, in a way. What do you mean? He DID fall, right? So he wasn’t safe on the stool. Thanks, Annette. Thanks a lot. That’s exactly what I needed to hear right now. You’re a very inspiring person, you know that?

It was like seeing Bill Gates at age thirteen, times two. And half of him was wearing a cheerleader uniform. Yes, I know that’s a weird image.

You can be our critic. Would you dig that? (Yes, he was the last Man in America who could say “dig” with a straight face without referring to the process of using a tool to remove dirt from the ground.)

Instead of agonizing about the things you can't change, why don't you try working on the things you can change