He also said that if anyone did anything to mess up the rest of the testing, he was going to call 911 personally. Yeah, like that wouldn't make it into the nightly news again: WHEELCHAIR-BOUND CANCER PATIENT ARRESTED FOR FREE SPEECH.

(Yes teenage boys who are fine always cry on their mothers’ shoulders until they leave a snot trail.)

If you promise you will get better instead of dying, I promise I will, too.

Not, like, that, boychik, you sound like a herd of elephants charging through a music store.

There are really no guidelines whatsoever, because this is the kind of thing that only happens to ME.

What do you call a planet where bad guys stroll through life with success draped around their shoulders like a King’s cloak, while random horrors are visited upon the innocent heads of children? I call it Earth.

He also said that if anyone did anything to mess up the rest of the testing, he was going to call 911 personally. Yeah, like that wouldn't make it into the nightly news again: WHEELCHAIR-BOUND CANCER PATIENT ARRESTED FOR FREE SPEECH.