It was a cheesy cheeseball, covered with Cheez Whiz and served on a bed of Cheez-Its. With a side of queso.
Jordan SonnenblickMr. Watras asked me whether I was practicing, and I told him I was practicing my tissue basketball skills.
Jordan SonnenblickNot, like, that, boychik, you sound like a herd of elephants charging through a music store.
Jordan SonnenblickI seriously think I could have sat in the middle of the kitchen floor rubbing two sticks together over a pile of dynamite blocks and gasoline cans, and my parents would be oblivious, as long as I was keeping myself occupied.
Jordan SonnenblickFinally the kitchen clock said 5:17. It was time to roll out. I shouted for my mom, woke Jeffrey up, ran upstairs, changed into my concert clothes, put on my shoes, and was standing by the door to the garage by 5:19โchanting โLetโs go! Come on!โ (Feel free to try that at home, by the way; moms love it!)
Jordan Sonnenblick