And if there was one thing I'd finally figured out, it was that your mind is something you always CAN change.
Jordan SonnenblickNote to self: It's hard to attain a state of no-mind when you're incredibly pumped up on tea and sugar and have to urinate every three and a half minutes.
Jordan SonnenblickNot, like, that, boychik, you sound like a herd of elephants charging through a music store.
Jordan SonnenblickTake care, Jeffy. Iโll see you soon, right? Just remember not to throw food at the nurses. I donโt want to get any complaint calls, OK? Steven, I donโt throw food atโฆoh, that was a joke, right? Yup, buddy boy. It was a joke. But seriously, no kissing the nurses on the lips, either. It messes up their makeup. Eeeeeeewwwww!
Jordan SonnenblickRenee was beautiful, but she was my friend now. On the other hand, Annette was my friend, but now she was beautiful. makes about as much sense as anything ever does with girls
Jordan SonnenblickOh, good lord, Jeff. Don't go getting all emotional on me. I've been getting it from my mom, my dad, my sister, the freaking MAILMAN--I don't need it from you, too. All I ask is that you promise me one thing.' 'What?' 'Just water the plants while I'm gone, all right?' 'You don't have plants, Tad.' 'I know. I just always wanted to say that.
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