I have never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else.

If you do not know how to lie, cheat, and steal, turn your attention to politics and learn.

To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while.

It ain't no disgrace for a man to fall, but to lie there and grunt is.

People who have nothing to say are never at a loss in talking.

Silence is said to be golden, but the best fools the world has ever produced had nothing to say on the subject

I have never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else.