Ill-nature is a sort of running sore of the disposition.

Remember the poor, it costs nothing.

The highest philosophers, in explaining the mystery of this world, are obliged to call in the aid of another.

The trouble with most folks isn't their ignorance. It's knowin' so many things that ain't so.

The very thing that men think they have got the most of, they have got the least of; and that is judgment.

Nature makes all the noblemen; wealth, education, or pedigree never made one yet.

There is only one good substitute for the endearments of a sister, and that is the endearments of some other fellow's sister.