As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

As a general rule, if you want to get at the truth - hear both sides and believe neither.

I don't care how much a man talks, if he only says it in a few words.

As long as we are lucky we attribute it to our smartness; our bad luck we give the gods credit for.

It ain't because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often; it is because there is so much fun n the making up.

The truly innocent are those who not only are guiltless themselves but who think others are.