As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.

Adam invented love at first sight, one of the greatest labor-saving machines the world ever saw.

A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that's lost-he smells everybody he meets, and wags himself all over.

Perseverance is king.

It is the little bits of things that fret and worry us; we can dodge a elephant, but we can't dodge a fly.

If you do not know how to lie, cheat, and steal, turn your attention to politics and learn.

There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.