As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.

We have some writers so abstruse and deep that they drown themselves in their fathomless sentences.

I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money.

A witty writer is like a porcupine; his quill makes no distinction between friend and foe.

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.

There is not a whole lot of fun in medicine but there is a whole lot of medicine in fun.

The less we know the more we suspect