As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.

It's a wise man who profits by his own experience, but it's a good deal wiser one who lets the rattlesnake bite the other fellow.

And now the lads and lasses, following the example of the birds, bill and coo together.

Lying is like trying to hide in a fog: If you move about you're in danger of bumping your head against the truth, and as soon as the fog blows off, you are gone anyhow.

Some folks as they grow older grow wise but most folks simply grow stubborner.

My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other.

There's tons of people that spend a lot time watching their well being, they have not acquired time to take pleasure in it.