There never yet was a mother who taught her child to be an infidel.
Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.
It's a wise man who profits by his own experience, but it's a good deal wiser one who lets the rattlesnake bite the other fellow.
If the world despises a hypocrite, what must they think of him in heaven?
Society is composed of slow Christians and wide-awake sinners.
There are very few good judges of humor, and they don't agree.