And now the lads and lasses, following the example of the birds, bill and coo together.

Where religion is a trade, morality is a merchandise.

Occasions are rare; and those, who know how to seize upon them, are rarer.

Sekts and creeds ov religion, are like pocket compesses, good enuff tu pinte out the direction, but the nearer the pole yu git thewuss tha wurk.

Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.

There is no limit to the vanity of this world. Each spoke in the wheel thinks the whole strength of the wheel depends upon it.

Everyone who does the best he can is a hero.