Menny think tha luv their husbands almost tew deth, when in fack, tha are only jealous ov them.

It is true that wealth won't make a man virtuous, but I notice there ain't anybody who wants to be poor just for the purpose of being good.

If mankind were only just what they pretend to be, the problem of the millennium would be immediately solved.

To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while.

Occasions are rare; and those, who know how to seize upon them, are rarer.

The soul has more diseases than the body.

Life is like a mountain: after climbing up one side and sliding down the other, put up the sled.