Menny think tha luv their husbands almost tew deth, when in fack, tha are only jealous ov them.

I don't never have any trouble in regulating my own conduct, but to keep other folks' straight is what bothers me.

If you would make yourself agreeable wherever you go, listen to the grievances of others but never relate your own.

To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while.

Advice maybe wrong, but examples prove themselves.

There's tons of people that spend a lot time watching their well being, they have not acquired time to take pleasure in it.

It is a great art to be superior to others without letting them know it.