The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.
Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs.
Stupidity,--unconscious ignorance.
Pedigrees seldom improve by age; the grandson is too often a weak infringement on the grandsire's parent.
Half of the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quickly and not saying no soon enough.
Fashion makes fools of some, sinners of others, and slaves of all.