It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter heaven

I never knew a man troubled with melancholy, who had plenty to do, and did it.

One legged chickens, I know, are the least apt to scratch a garden.

Titles are valuable; they make us acquainted with many persons who otherwise would be lost among the rubbish.

There is a significant Latin proverb; to wit: Who will guard the guards?

Silence never makes any blunders.

You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.