Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.
There are very few good judges of humor, and they don't agree.
Experience makes more timid men than it does wise ones.
It's not ignorance does so much damage; it's knowin' so derned much that ain't so.
Fashion makes fools of some, sinners of others, and slaves of all.
Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.