A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that's lost-he smells everybody he meets, and wags himself all over.

It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter heaven

The very thing that men think they have got the most of, they have got the least of; and that is judgment.

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.

Man is my brother, and I am nearer related to him through his vices than I am through his virtue.

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear.

Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.