The secret of forgiving everything is to understand nothing.
Advice can be like cod liver oil, easy enough to administer but not so pleasant to take for anybody.
A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug.
It is true that wealth won't make a man virtuous, but I notice there ain't anybody who wants to be poor just for the purpose of being good.
Don't have any more secrets than you can keep yourself.
The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.