Morally considered, laughter is next to the Ten Commandments.
We are ap tu hate them, who wont take our advice, and despise them who do.
Hunting after happiness is like hunting after a lost sheep in the wilderness--when you find it, the chances are that it is a skeleton.
There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.
Advice is like castor oil — easy enough to give but dreadful hard to take.
...But why discourse Upon the Virtues of the Horse? They are too numerous to tell Save when you have a Horse to Sell.