Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.
Truth is the edict of God.
Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.
It's not only the most difficult thing to know one's self, but the most inconvenient.
Marrying a woman for her money is very much like setting a rat-trap, and baiting it with your own finger.
Stupidity,--unconscious ignorance.