The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.
Most men would rather be charged with malice than with making a blunder.
The road to ruin is always in good repair, and the travellers pay the expense of it.
Admiration is a youthful fancy will which scarcely ever survives to mature years.
There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly enough.
About the only difference between the poor and the rich, is this, the poor suffer misery, while the rich have to enjoy it.