Theory looks well on paper, but does not amount to anything without practice.

Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do.

Love is like the measles; we can't have it bad but once, and the later in life we have it the tougher it goes with us.

I hold that a man has as much right to spell a word as it is pronounced as he has to pronounce it the way it ain't spelled.

Where religion is a trade, morality is a merchandise.

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.