Advice is like castor oil — easy enough to give but dreadful hard to take.
Contentment is a kind of moral laziness; if there wasn't anything but contentment in his world, man wouldn't be any more of a success than an angleworm is
When I see a man of shallow understanding extravagantly clothed, I feel sorry - for the clothes.
Admiration is a youthful fancy will which scarcely ever survives to mature years.
There's one good thing about tight shoes; they make you forget your other troubles.
Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been.