Reason often makes mistakes, but conscience never does.

Sekts and creeds ov religion, are like pocket compesses, good enuff tu pinte out the direction, but the nearer the pole yu git thewuss tha wurk.

Rumor is like bees; the more you fight them the more you don't get rid of them.

There is not a whole lot of fun in medicine but there is a whole lot of medicine in fun.

Clothes form the intellect of the dandy.

I called my cat William because no shorter name fits the dignity of his character. Poor old man, he has fits now, so I call him Fitz-William.

To enjoy a good reputation, give publicly, and steal privately.