The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Don't ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will forget it; and if you prophesy right, nobody will remember it.

Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.

The nearest we can come to) perfect happiness is to cheat ourselves with the belief that we have got it.

There are people so addicted to exaggeration that they actually can't tell the truth without lying.

I don't care how much a man talks, if he only says it in a few words.

Wisdom that don't make us happier ain't worth plowing for.