Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
Everyone who does the best he can is a hero.
Some folks are wise and some otherwise.
The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.
I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money.
It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.