There's one good thing about tight shoes; they make you forget your other troubles.
Man isn't a fool for his ignorance, but rather for believing things that are wrong.
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.
Men are seldom underrated; the mercury in a man finds its true level in the eyes of the world just as certainly as it does in the glass of a thermometer.
The highest philosophers, in explaining the mystery of this world, are obliged to call in the aid of another.
Morally considered, laughter is next to the Ten Commandments.