Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

I hold that a man has as much right to spell a word as it is pronounced as he has to pronounce it the way it ain't spelled.

If you do not know how to lie, cheat, and steal, turn your attention to politics and learn.

Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at.

I would much rather always look forward to the time when I am going to ride in a carriage, than to look back on the time when I used to.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Metaphysics is the science of proving what we don't understand.