Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.
Fashion makes fools of some, sinners of others, and slaves of all.
Successful writers learn at last what they should learn at first,--to be intelligently simple.
The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear.
Everybody in this world wants watching, but nobody more than ourselves.
The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.