Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

...But why discourse Upon the Virtues of the Horse? They are too numerous to tell Save when you have a Horse to Sell.

There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly enough.

I've never known an auctioneer to lie unless it was absolutely necessary.

Rumor is like bees; the more you fight them the more you don't get rid of them.

Method is the arithmetic of success.

Satire that is seasonable and just is often more effectual than law or gospel.