Selfish people, with no heart to speak of, have the best time of it.
Marrying a woman for her money is very much like setting a rat-trap, and baiting it with your own finger.
Morally considered, laughter is next to the Ten Commandments.
A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.
It ain't no disgrace for a man to fall, but to lie there and grunt is.
We should make virtue our master, not our servant.