When you do laugh, open your mouth wide enough for the noise to get out without squealing, throw your head back as though you were going to be shaved, hold on to your false hair with both hands and then laugh till your soul gets thoroughly rested.
Rumor is a vagrant without a home, and lives upon what it can pick up.
Man isn't a fool for his ignorance, but rather for believing things that are wrong.
Truth is the edict of God.
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
We are ap tu hate them, who wont take our advice, and despise them who do.