The highest philosophers, in explaining the mystery of this world, are obliged to call in the aid of another.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself.

The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral scale than an angleworm.

The quickest way to take the starch out of someone who is always blaming himself is to agree with him.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.