I don't never have any trouble in regulating my own conduct, but to keep other folks' straight is what bothers me.
Remember the poor, it costs nothing.
When a man makes up his mind to become a rascal, he should examine himself closely and see if he isn't better constructed for a fool.
It's not so hard to get rich as it is to know when you have gotten rich.
When the truth is in your way, you are on the wrong road.
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.