Fools carry their daggers in their open mouths.
A good reliable set of bowels is worth more to a man than any quantity of brains.
The man who ain't got an enemy is really poor.
Theres not a lot of good humor in medicine, but theres a lot of medicine in good humor.
I have never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else.
If you would make yourself agreeable wherever you go, listen to the grievances of others but never relate your own.