One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs.

Selfish people, with no heart to speak of, have the best time of it.

Where religion is a trade, morality is a merchandise.

There's tons of people that spend a lot time watching their well being, they have not acquired time to take pleasure in it.

Take the selfishness out of this world and there would be more happiness than we should know what to do with.

Prejudice is a house-plant which is very apt to wilt if you take it out-of-doors among folks.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.