It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money.
I do not know of a better cure for sorrow than to pity somebody else.
You can reach stupidity only with a cannon ball.
It ain't because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often; it is because there is so much fun n the making up.
In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy...to wit--the wag of a dog's tail.
I never question a success, any more than I do the right of a bulldog to lie in his own gateway.