It ain't because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often; it is because there is so much fun n the making up.

The books are balanced in heaven, not here.

Ignorance ain't not knowin' stuff; ignorance is knowin' stuff that AIN'T TRUE.

Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.

Ill-nature is a sort of running sore of the disposition.

Reason often makes mistakes, but conscience never does.

There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.