It ain't because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often; it is because there is so much fun n the making up.

The best creed we can have is charity toward the creeds of others.

Silence is a still noise.

One legged chickens, I know, are the least apt to scratch a garden.

Pyrotechnically considered, [laughing] is the fire-works of the soul.

Marrying a woman for her money is very much like setting a rat-trap, and baiting it with your own finger.

The hardest thing any man can do is to fall down on the ice when it's slippery, and get up and praise the Lord.