Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined.
One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness.
A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that's lost-he smells everybody he meets, and wags himself all over.
If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We could not even eat hash with any safety.
Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.