It ain't because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often; it is because there is so much fun n the making up.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

When a young man begins to go down hill everything seems to be greased for the occasion.

Error will slip through a crack, while truth will stick in a doorway.

Menny think tha luv their husbands almost tew deth, when in fack, tha are only jealous ov them.

Poverty is one of them kind of misfortunes that we all of us dread but none of us pity.

Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at.