The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.
Satire that is seasonable and just is often more effectual than law or gospel.
Never teach your child to be cunning or you may be certain you will be one of the very first victims of his shrewdness.
Ignorance ain't not knowin' stuff; ignorance is knowin' stuff that AIN'T TRUE.
Some folks as they grow older grow wise but most folks simply grow stubborner.
It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money.