Put an Englishman into the garden of Eden, and he would find fault with the whole blasted concern; put a Yankee in, and he would see where he could alter it to advantage; put an Irishman in, and he would want to boss the thing; put a Dutchman in, and he would proceed to plant it.
Josh BillingsIf mankind were only just what they pretend to be, the problem of the millennium would be immediately solved.
Josh BillingsThe devil is the father of lies, but he neglected to patent the idea, and the business now suffers from competition.
Josh Billings