Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.

There is no limit to the vanity of this world. Each spoke in the wheel thinks the whole strength of the wheel depends upon it.

Theres not a lot of good humor in medicine, but theres a lot of medicine in good humor.

I never had a man come to me for advice yet, but what I soon discovered that he thought more of his own opinion than he did of mine.

Learning sleeps and snores in libraries, but wisdom is everywhere, wide awake, on tiptoe.

Poverty is the step-mother of genius.

In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy...to wit--the wag of a dog's tail.