A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.
Pyrotechnically considered, [laughing] is the fire-works of the soul.
There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.
Fashion makes fools of some, sinners of others, and slaves of all.
The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.
When you do laugh, open your mouth wide enough for the noise to get out without squealing, throw your head back as though you were going to be shaved, hold on to your false hair with both hands and then laugh till your soul gets thoroughly rested.