Music hath the charm to soothe a savage beast, but I'd try a revolver first.
It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
Shame is the dying embers of virtue.
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
It is a great deal easier for a man to find a pedigree to fit his virtues than virtues to fit his pedigree.
There's one good thing about tight shoes; they make you forget your other troubles.