A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.

Adam invented love at first sight, one of the greatest labor-saving machines the world ever saw.

If you would make yourself agreeable wherever you go, listen to the grievances of others but never relate your own.

A WISE MAN never enjoys himself so much, or a FOOL so little, as when he is alone.

Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.

A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that's lost-he smells everybody he meets, and wags himself all over.

Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been.