Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.

Sekts and creeds ov religion, are like pocket compesses, good enuff tu pinte out the direction, but the nearer the pole yu git thewuss tha wurk.

True wisdom is plenty of experience, observation, and reflection. False wisdom is plenty of ignorance, arrogance, and impudence.

It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash.

There are people so addicted to exaggeration that they actually can't tell the truth without lying.

Reason often makes mistakes, but conscience never does.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.