Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.

Threescore years and ten is enough; if a man can't suffer all the misery he wants in that time, he must be numb.

There are people so addicted to exaggeration that they actually can't tell the truth without lying.

There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it.

Theres not a lot of good humor in medicine, but theres a lot of medicine in good humor.

One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness.

When a man makes up his mind to become a rascal, he should examine himself closely and see if he isn't better constructed for a fool.