Advice is like castor oil — easy enough to give but dreadful hard to take.
It is true that wealth won't make a man virtuous, but I notice there ain't anybody who wants to be poor just for the purpose of being good.
I hold that a man has as much right to spell a word as it is pronounced as he has to pronounce it the way it ain't spelled.
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.
Take the selfishness out of this world and there would be more happiness than we should know what to do with.