There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it.

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.

The great art of writing is knowing when to stop.

Silence is said to be golden, but the best fools the world has ever produced had nothing to say on the subject

Menny think tha luv their husbands almost tew deth, when in fack, tha are only jealous ov them.

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.