Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf of bread.

There are only two qualities in the world: efficiency and inefficiency; and only two sorts of people: the efficient and the inefficient.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

Theres not a lot of good humor in medicine, but theres a lot of medicine in good humor.

Admiration is a youthful fancy will which scarcely ever survives to mature years.

When a man gets talking about himself, he seldom fails to be eloquent and often reaches the sublime.

When the truth is in your way, you are on the wrong road.