Silence never makes any blunders.
Man is my brother, and I am nearer related to him through his vices than I am through his virtue.
The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.
Music hath the charm to soothe a savage beast, but I'd try a revolver first.
Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
Don't ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will forget it; and if you prophesy right, nobody will remember it.