Theory looks well on paper, but does not amount to anything without practice.
...But why discourse Upon the Virtues of the Horse? They are too numerous to tell Save when you have a Horse to Sell.
Good nonsense is good sense in disguise.
I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money.
Anxiety will bear a lot of nuisance.
Vanity is a strange passion; rather than be out of a job it will brag of its vices.