The man who has never been tempted doesn't know how dishonest he is.

You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.

Thrice is he armed that hath his quarrel just, But four times he who gets his blow in fust

Pedigrees seldom improve by age; the grandson is too often a weak infringement on the grandsire's parent.

One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs.

The books are balanced in heaven, not here.

The devil is the father of lies, but he neglected to patent the idea, and the business now suffers from competition.