I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money.
A good reliable set of bowels is worth more to a man than any quantity of brains.
The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it.
You cannot analyze a kiss any more than you can dissect the fragrance of flowers.
I don't care how much a man talks, if he only says it in a few words.
There is a significant Latin proverb; to wit: Who will guard the guards?