Sekts and creeds ov religion, are like pocket compesses, good enuff tu pinte out the direction, but the nearer the pole yu git thewuss tha wurk.
Morally considered, laughter is next to the Ten Commandments.
Rumor is like bees; the more you fight them the more you don't get rid of them.
Some folks are wise and some otherwise.
I hold that a man has as much right to spell a word as it is pronounced as he has to pronounce it the way it ain't spelled.
The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.