Menny think tha luv their husbands almost tew deth, when in fack, tha are only jealous ov them.
Fools carry their daggers in their open mouths.
Error will slip through a crack, while truth will stick in a doorway.
Faith is the soul riding at anchor.
Contentment is a kind of moral laziness; if there wasn't anything but contentment in his world, man wouldn't be any more of a success than an angleworm is
You can reach stupidity only with a cannon ball.