Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess.

Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland.

Tears are a good alterative, but a poor diet.

It AIN'T so much the things we don't know that get us into trouble. It's the things we know that just ain't so.

Fashion makes fools of some, sinners of others, and slaves of all.

Pride seems tew be quite equally distributed; the man who owns the carriage and the man who drives it seem tew have it just alike.

Poverty is one of them kind of misfortunes that we all of us dread but none of us pity.