Threescore years and ten is enough; if a man can't suffer all the misery he wants in that time, he must be numb.
Wisdom that don't make us happier ain't worth plowing for.
It's not ignorance does so much damage; it's knowin' so derned much that ain't so.
Satire that is seasonable and just is often more effectual than law or gospel.
Unless we put heart and soul into our labor we but brutify our actions.
The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.