It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.

It ain't because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often; it is because there is so much fun n the making up.

If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time.

Love is like the measles; we can't have it bad but once, and the later in life we have it the tougher it goes with us.

Pride seems tew be quite equally distributed; the man who owns the carriage and the man who drives it seem tew have it just alike.

It ain't what a man don't know that makes him a fool, but what he does know that ain't so.

A learned fool is one who has read everything and simply remembered it.