Everybody in this world wants watching, but nobody more than ourselves.
Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.
Reason often makes mistakes, but conscience never does.
Genuine laughing is the vent of the soul, the nostrils of the heart, and just as necessary for health and happiness as spring water is for a trout.
It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money.
I never question a success, any more than I do the right of a bulldog to lie in his own gateway.