Beauty is a very handy thing to have, especially for a woman who ain't handsome.
Clothes form the intellect of the dandy.
Life is like a mountain: after climbing up one side and sliding down the other, put up the sled.
The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
Man isn't a fool for his ignorance, but rather for believing things that are wrong.
Fun is a sugar-coated physic.