It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.

Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.

Wisdom that don't make us happier ain't worth plowing for.

Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.

There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.

Most everyone seems willing to be a fool himself, but he can't bear to have anyone else one.

Self-made men are most always apt to be a little too proud of the job.