Theres not a lot of good humor in medicine, but theres a lot of medicine in good humor.

It AIN'T so much the things we don't know that get us into trouble. It's the things we know that just ain't so.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.

There are only two qualities in the world: efficiency and inefficiency; and only two sorts of people: the efficient and the inefficient.

As the flint contains the spark, unknown to itself, which the steel alone can awaken to life, so adversity often reveals to us hidden gems, which prosperity or negligence would forever have hidden.

If a man is right, he can't be too radical; if he is wrong, he can't be too conservative.