Zoroaster said, when in doubt abstain; but this does not always apply. At cards, when in doubt take the trick.

The less we know the more we suspect

Wisdom that don't make us happier ain't worth plowing for.

Menny think tha luv their husbands almost tew deth, when in fack, tha are only jealous ov them.

My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other.

I would much rather always look forward to the time when I am going to ride in a carriage, than to look back on the time when I used to.

About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.