There is no limit to the vanity of this world. Each spoke in the wheel thinks the whole strength of the wheel depends upon it.

There never yet was a mother who taught her child to be an infidel.

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.

There are very few good judges of humor, and they don't agree.

A WISE MAN never enjoys himself so much, or a FOOL so little, as when he is alone.

The books are balanced in heaven, not here.

Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland.