Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs.

Most men would rather be charged with malice than with making a blunder.

If men were stubborn just in proportion as they were right, stubbornness would take her seat among the virtues; but men are generally stubborn just in proportion as they are ignorant and wrong.

Men are seldom underrated; the mercury in a man finds its true level in the eyes of the world just as certainly as it does in the glass of a thermometer.

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense.

Man was created a little lower than the angels and has been getting a little lower ever since.

The fools in this world make about as much trouble as the wicked do.