Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.
There is only one good substitute for the endearments of a sister, and that is the endearments of some other fellow's sister.
Menny think tha luv their husbands almost tew deth, when in fack, tha are only jealous ov them.
The books are balanced in heaven, not here.
When the truth is in your way, you are on the wrong road.
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.